StalitWriter: *just talking about some song*
StarlitWriter: Oh shoot-uh- [star is the only one seeing the message]
"SAO: STARLITE CHILD WE SEE YOU"
Star: Oh shit
PaperFriend: What do you mean?
Esterius: What?
Star: Hi-I’m so sorry for what i'm doing-
Paper: What did you do?
Esterius: Oooooh.
"SAO: YOU KNEEL TO A CLOWN GOD, SINNER"
PaperFriend: I like my god, excuse me. My god is no clown.
Star: No, I think it’s talking to me.
PaperFriend: Maybe I like sinning.
PaperFriend: Oh, your god is a clown! I totally agree with that sentiment than..
Esterius: Yeah- your god.
Star: My clown is not a god- My god is not a clown. I’m freaking out.
PaperFriend: Your god is a clown.
Star: Shhh!
Esterius: We have better voices...than him.
"SAO: YOU WILL SEE THE ERROR OF YOUR WAYS."
Esterius: Star… Staaaar
Paper: You have bad taste.
Star: Uh- I…
PaperFriend: I don’t think I want to see the error of my ways, because I love my god...Who happens to not be a clown. I would totally die for my god.
"SAO: AND YOU SHALL"
Star: Oh shoot.
PaperFriend: Oh oh- yeah maybe don't kill me. Unless it would make my god happy than I would actually be kind of fine with that.
Esterius: I mean..
PaperFriend: but come get me bitch!
Star: Uh..
Esterius: [laughs]
PaperFriend: I like to see you try to kill me!
"SAO: IF YOU INSIST"
PaperFriend: I might have said things I shouldn’t have said.
Star: The shape is changing.
Esterius: I think…
PaperFriend: I regret nothing! [running away]
PaperFriend: Maybe I regret a few things.
Esterius: Come on, I am not apart of this.
PaperFriend: Come on, little legs run! [still running]
Esterius: I worshipped you one time! [*actually just sent on LoR in retrospect*]
"SAO: HOW MANY LITTLE TOYS REMAIN."
PaperFriend: All of us remain, we won't be broken to you.
Star: I might break down a few doors
PaperFriend: Just to taunt him.
Star: Because I dont like management.
Paper: Management sucks- Management can suck it!
Esterius: Oh nooo…
Star: Oh-oh! the objective is everything is fine.
Paper: Oh no!
[Paper gets grabbed by the shape, but Esterius flash bangs her out- running away again as the escape is now gone]
Star: Is the thing down there?
Paper: Yes!
Esterius: Yeah.
Paper: He wanted to give me a hug, and I didnt want it.
Esterius: I have no more flash bangs.
Star: Oh the exit is gone.
Paper: Wait- what do you mean the exit is gone?
Star: It doesn't have go to exit the map.
Paper: But I wanna leave.
"SAO: PAPER ANGELS FOR A PAPER CHILD."
Paper: No thanks, I don't want that! I don't like it! [gets cursed with Paper Angels cipher]
Paper: Oh no, don’t want that gift! It’s not a fun gift, take it back.
Star: I don't see an angel here.
Paper: Your gift sucks. I don’t think you know how to please a child, clearly not. Obviously you should offer me candy instead.
Star: I really need a bandage.
PaperFriend: I need to not be hunted by an angry god.
"SAO: THE ONLY GIFT YOU WILL RECEIVE"
Paper: Please dont say death- I dont think I want that gift.
"SAO: IS A MIND FREE OF THOUGHT. FOREVER."
Paper: Umm… I dont really like that gift, I kind of like thinking. Its alot of fun. Especially when I think of insults for you. That’s way more fun.
Paper: Like how ya suck!
Esterius: Oh my god..
Star: You thought I was taunting the shape earlier.
Paper: OH NO!
"SAO: IS THAT THE BEST YOU HAVE, CHILD?"
Paper: Uh.. you suck at catching kids!
Paper: I bet you couldn’t catch us with your eyes closed.
"SAO: WE SHALL SEE."
Esterius: Pappperr.
Paper: I regret nothing.
Paper: Okay, I regret everything! Oh my god, cant run fast! Oh no! [shape grabs her, and she gets shaped.]
"SAO: SUCH PRIDE"
Paper: Yeah, i’m full of it.
Star: See, you’re chasing the wrong one-
Paper: Maybe they are chasing the right one.
Star: I’m not afraid of no..uhh.ah, shit.
Paper: I like how you said you’re not afraid and immediately curse afterwards.
[Esterius runs over to free Paper from being shaped]
Star: I like to lodge a complaint with management.
Paper: I dont think management takes complaints...very well.
Star: False Advertising, everything is not fine.
"SAO: ALL CHILDREN COMPLAIN."
Star: Oh yeah, that's true. Not going to stop me.
Paper: Yeah, I mean we do complain alot...It’s in our nature, we’re children.
Star: Come on angel, kind of slow aren’t you?
Paper: I feel like it's more of a devil than an angel, since it keeps scaring the crap out of children.
"SAO: IT IS THE MERE NOISE OF NIGHT BIRDS"
Paper: CA-CAW? [bird noises]
Star: Something hit me- You can’t get me up here, i’m on the cliff side!
Paper: I feel when you say that, they are going to prove you wrong.
Paper: Like how they prove me wrong on catching me.
Esterius: Are you able to...put voices into the song?
Paper: That’s a really good question
Star: Uh hi! Can you reach up here? I thought not?
"SAO: SO BE IT. SLEEP."
Paper: I don’t wanna sleep.
[the game ends]
Star: Aw, thanks for coming!
Paper: Yeah, that was fun and I liked how we still lived.
[Star came back to a Laugh-Last mask, and Paper came back to a Die-For-You mask.
Esterius, Star, and Paper all received halos.]
