Player Interactions:ALL CHILDREN COMPLAIN

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Interaction Information

Date: January 22, 2021
Player(s): Starlitwriter, Paper Friend, Esterius
Interacted With: SPEAK-AS-ONE
Major details from the Interaction:

  • SPEAK-AS-ONE tells Star he's worshipping a clown god (LAUGH-LAST), and Paper and Star defend their different gods/Voices and antagonize SPEAK-AS-ONE. They both receive masks, and everyone gets a Halo.


Video of Interaction


Transcript

Transcript:
StalitWriter: *just talking about some song*

StarlitWriter: Oh shoot-uh- [star is the only one seeing the message]

"SAO: STARLITE CHILD WE SEE YOU"

Star: Oh shit

PaperFriend: What do you mean?

Esterius: What?

Star: Hi-I’m so sorry for what i'm doing-

Paper: What did you do?

Esterius: Oooooh.

"SAO: YOU KNEEL TO A CLOWN GOD, SINNER"

PaperFriend: I like my god, excuse me. My god is no clown.

Star: No, I think it’s talking to me.

PaperFriend: Maybe I like sinning.

PaperFriend: Oh, your god is a clown! I totally agree with that sentiment than..

Esterius: Yeah- your god.

Star: My clown is not a god- My god is not a clown. I’m freaking out.

PaperFriend: Your god is a clown.

Star: Shhh!

Esterius: We have better voices...than him.

"SAO: YOU WILL SEE THE ERROR OF YOUR WAYS."

Esterius: Star… Staaaar

Paper: You have bad taste.

Star: Uh- I…

PaperFriend: I don’t think I want to see the error of my ways, because I love my god...Who happens to not be a clown. I would totally die for my god.

"SAO: AND YOU SHALL"

Star: Oh shoot.

PaperFriend: Oh oh- yeah maybe don't kill me. Unless it would make my god happy than I would actually be kind of fine with that.

Esterius: I mean..

PaperFriend: but come get me bitch!

Star: Uh..

Esterius: [laughs]

PaperFriend: I like to see you try to kill me!

"SAO: IF YOU INSIST"

PaperFriend: I might have said things I shouldn’t have said.

Star: The shape is changing.

Esterius: I think…

PaperFriend: I regret nothing! [running away]

PaperFriend: Maybe I regret a few things.

Esterius: Come on, I am not apart of this.

PaperFriend: Come on, little legs run! [still running]

Esterius: I worshipped you one time! [*actually just sent on LoR in retrospect*]

"SAO: HOW MANY LITTLE TOYS REMAIN."

PaperFriend: All of us remain, we won't be broken to you.

Star: I might break down a few doors

PaperFriend: Just to taunt him.

Star: Because I dont like management.

Paper: Management sucks- Management can suck it!

Esterius: Oh nooo…

Star: Oh-oh! the objective is everything is fine.

Paper: Oh no!

[Paper gets grabbed by the shape, but Esterius flash bangs her out- running away again as the escape is now gone]

Star: Is the thing down there?

Paper: Yes!

Esterius: Yeah.

Paper: He wanted to give me a hug, and I didnt want it.

Esterius: I have no more flash bangs.

Star: Oh the exit is gone.

Paper: Wait- what do you mean the exit is gone?

Star: It doesn't have go to exit the map.

Paper: But I wanna leave.

"SAO: PAPER ANGELS FOR A PAPER CHILD."

Paper: No thanks, I don't want that! I don't like it! [gets cursed with Paper Angels cipher]

Paper: Oh no, don’t want that gift! It’s not a fun gift, take it back.

Star: I don't see an angel here.

Paper: Your gift sucks. I don’t think you know how to please a child, clearly not. Obviously you should offer me candy instead.

Star: I really need a bandage.

PaperFriend: I need to not be hunted by an angry god.

"SAO: THE ONLY GIFT YOU WILL RECEIVE"

Paper: Please dont say death- I dont think I want that gift.

"SAO: IS A MIND FREE OF THOUGHT. FOREVER."

Paper: Umm… I dont really like that gift, I kind of like thinking. Its alot of fun. Especially when I think of insults for you. That’s way more fun.

Paper: Like how ya suck!

Esterius: Oh my god..

Star: You thought I was taunting the shape earlier.

Paper: OH NO!

"SAO: IS THAT THE BEST YOU HAVE, CHILD?"

Paper: Uh.. you suck at catching kids!

Paper: I bet you couldn’t catch us with your eyes closed.

"SAO: WE SHALL SEE."

Esterius: Pappperr.

Paper: I regret nothing.

Paper: Okay, I regret everything! Oh my god, cant run fast! Oh no! [shape grabs her, and she gets shaped.]

"SAO: SUCH PRIDE"

Paper: Yeah, i’m full of it.

Star: See, you’re chasing the wrong one-

Paper: Maybe they are chasing the right one.

Star: I’m not afraid of no..uhh.ah, shit.

Paper: I like how you said you’re not afraid and immediately curse afterwards.

[Esterius runs over to free Paper from being shaped]

Star: I like to lodge a complaint with management.

Paper: I dont think management takes complaints...very well.

Star: False Advertising, everything is not fine.

"SAO: ALL CHILDREN COMPLAIN."

Star: Oh yeah, that's true. Not going to stop me.

Paper: Yeah, I mean we do complain alot...It’s in our nature, we’re children.

Star: Come on angel, kind of slow aren’t you?

Paper: I feel like it's more of a devil than an angel, since it keeps scaring the crap out of children.

"SAO: IT IS THE MERE NOISE OF NIGHT BIRDS"

Paper: CA-CAW? [bird noises]

Star: Something hit me- You can’t get me up here, i’m on the cliff side!

Paper: I feel when you say that, they are going to prove you wrong.

Paper: Like how they prove me wrong on catching me.

Esterius: Are you able to...put voices into the song?

Paper: That’s a really good question

Star: Uh hi! Can you reach up here? I thought not?

"SAO: SO BE IT. SLEEP."

Paper: I don’t wanna sleep.

[the game ends]

Star: Aw, thanks for coming!

Paper: Yeah, that was fun and I liked how we still lived.

[Star came back to a Laugh-Last mask, and Paper came back to a Die-For-You mask. Esterius, Star, and Paper all received halos.]