Ash: Gosh- as soon as that fuckin’ message, god damn it
Galaxies: Saame! (laughs)
Ash: (laughs)
Grim: (laughing) You’re paranoid, eh?
Ash(overlapping): This might- eh
Galaxies: Grim… shh, shh. Hush, you.
Ash: It’s hard to kn- what the hell, why is that there- welp, body reported.
Galaxies: Oop… By the way, sorry I’m not helping, I’m looking for ciphers.
Ash: Oh yes, I love slowly dying (laughs)
(Galaxies picks up the Call)
Galaxies: Whyy…. Why does god allow suffering?
Ash(overlapping): Mm, com’ere. Give me your flesh… Oh hey the Shape- why are you here? You wanna tase them?
"UC: GRIM. GRIM. GRIM. YOU CAST THE SEED INTO A BARREN FIELD. SO BE IT. YOU ARE NOW HIS. JUST LIKE ME."
Galaxies: (gasp) GOD fucking- of course.
Ash(overlapping): Do it. Bruh.
Grim: (reading aloud)... (long ominous laugh… for why?)
Galaxies(overlapping): EWWW. EWW.
Ash(overlapping): Mmm, we’re havin’ a fun time here.
Galaxies(overlapping): Ok, that’s kinda scary laughter from you, Grim. Jeez.
Ash: Heyyy don’t die, I swear to god.
Grim: (sighs) This is great.
Ash: (laughs) I am now protecting you.
Grim(overlapping): Oh, hello UC.
Galaxies: Never laugh like that again, Grim, PLEASE. (laughs) Please never laugh like that again.
Grim: (laughs)
Ash: (laughs)
Grim: I will be (inaudible)
Ash: Ah- get away from me… I don’t need people.
Galaxies(talking to a sleeper): Stop. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. ...Ah, y’know what?
Ash: Let- you want to be bit, come here. It’s why you followed me
Grim: There was one message. Figured he’d be, y’know. More talkative.
"UC: BEWARE OF FALSE GLEE. LAUGH IN TRUE VICTORY, NOT THE MERE SUGGESTION OF IT. "
Grim: (reading aloud) … (laughs)
Ash(overlapping): Oo. Good job, Grim.
Grim: “good job”?
Ash: (inaudible)
Grim(overlapping): (inaudible) Come here… (inaudible) tranq
Ash: Y’know if we keep tranqing them-
"UC: TELL HIM OF THE CORRUPTED WATCHER. TELL ME. "
Grim: (reading aloud) The corrupted Watcher? Are you- s-
Ash(overlapping): Wayka. Yeah.
(Dan gets suppressed)
Grim: Oh, you’re speaking of Wayka.
Galaxies: Consider: It’s none of your goddamn business
Ash(overlapping): Ah, he’s talking about what I said, aren’t ya’?
Galaxies: Don’t snitch on- don’t snitch on grandma
Ash(overlapping): She seeks strength to get revenge on-- I’m snitching (laughs)
Grim(overlapping): The only thing-
Galaxies: SMH
Grim: Let me tell him
Ash(laughing): She seeks strength to get revenge on… the Sires
Grim(overlapping): Or- or don’t let me tell him, okay. I see how it is.
Ash: I’m.. oh (sighs)
Grim: She’s seeking strength and alliances to capture the ones that wronged her… So she’s trying to get strength even by trying to talk to STG, from what I know.
"UC: GRIM. DO THEY SPEAK FOR YOU? HE LISTENS."
Ash: (inaudible) -trying to like, get her to take out the Pact, but… you know how that’s going… Doesn’t want to, really. Doesn’t trust ‘em.
"UC: IS IT. WHY DOES IT WANT THIS POWER? "
Ash: Um…
Grim: Way- uh- the corrupted one speaks of uh… going after the ones that wronged her… But she needs power to do so.
(Galaxies picks up the Call for a second time)
Galaxies: Ew. Ewww.
"UC: HOW WAS IT WRONGED? THE FEASTING GOD MUST KNOW HIS PREY. OR HIS PREDATORS."
Grim: Mm. They didn’t quite explain, but I would assume it’d be the people that locked them in the In-Between?
Ash: It would be how she was taken away from this place and forced to become a Watcher and, like- with her grandson I think? As well… of how Joel died. Yeah.
Grim: Basically the ones that took her, and her grandson- oh shit-
Ash: I have lots of information living in my head… That I can barely remember.
Grim(overlapping): (laughs) Not today!
"UC: FIND OUT. GRIM. THIS IS YOUR TASK. HE DOES NOT TRUST JUST ANY SOURCE."
Galaxies: Ew.
Ash: Grimm...
Grim: I will do so. I’ll figure out what I can.
Galaxies(overlapping): (laughing) No… Grim…
Grim: (laughs) Is there anything else that he… requires?
Galaxies(whispering): Gross. Gross, gross.
(Ash and Grim start laughing)
Galaxies: You two are awfully giggly.
Ash: What is happening here?
"UC: IF HE ASKS AN ANSWER OF YOU. BE READY. WHEN I FAIL TO DO SO. I LOSE SOMETHING I VALUE. YES?"
Grim: Alright, I’ll be prepared.
Galaxies: I’m just gonna do this real quick, don’t mind me…
(Galaxies enters TPB)
Ash: What the hell is happening here? Ooh, I can drag you around… Oop- that’s a speed trap, I did the one thing I did again.
Grim: Hm. It’s always a pleasure.
"UC: SEE THAT YOU DO. IT MAY BE OF USE. GRIM. CHOSEN. SEE YOU SOON. "
Galaxies: Gross. Gross!
Ash: (laughs)
Galaxies: Nasty. NASTY
Grim(overlapping): See you soon.
Galaxies: What, so you’re- so you’re gonna follow Mr. Office Depot man now, smh
(END OF ENCOUNTER)
