Context: There had been a lot of lag problems going on that night, mostly on my end where it was really bad. We weren’t really paying attention to the mission and were more focused on cipher hunting.
Ant: Oh, oh god, I think my xbox might crash, guys.
Galaxies: Uh, it might be on my end.
Tart: What?
Galaxies: Time out corner?
Ant: No, no, cuz I got like visual glitches in the TV too, so I think I’m boned.
Galaxies: Well, I am going to the time out corner for a little bit.
Galaxies: Who’s… shit, shit. (laughs)
Ant: I’m going to check Dream Therapy.
Galaxies: Sleeper heard me in that small room, so I had to leave.
Ant: I don’t even know where this “record behavior” is, I’m kind of just ignoring it.
Ant: Oh, and I (unintelligible)
Tart: The shape’s not even out yet, bruh.
Ant: I know, but (unintelligible)
Galaxies: Oh, we have a mission that’s-- yeah we should be doing that. (laughs)
Ant: Yeah, yeah we do, we-- oh god, (sighs) the phone.
Ant: Oh yeah, I forgot it existed, I think it’s in Dream Therapy though or maybe it's in Sig-- I-- no, no, wait, it’s Somniloquy, I hate that.
TID: ANT. YOU ASK OF VICTORY IF UNLIKELY.
Tart: (gasps) Jesus!
Galaxies: Oh!
Ant: Oh!
Galaxies: Oh, hello!
Ant: Oh, hi!
Tart: God, that fucking scared me, jesus christ.
Galaxies: I take it this is, uh, Crumbly McGee then.
Galaxies: Lucid, no. (laughs)
Ant: Stop calling him that! Stop!
Tart: (laughs)
Galaxies: Fine, um, (tsks), Uncle… hold on, I’ll-- I’ll come up with one.
Galaxies: I’ll come-- I’ll come up with one. (laughs)
Ant: Gali-- uh, Ali, be nice.
Tart: “Be nice.”
Galaxies: It won’t be that mean, ok.
Tart: Oh, that freaking scared me, my god.
Ant: I don’t trust you.
Galaxies: (laughs)
Ant: That woke me up at least, umm-- (laughs)
Tart: God fucking christ.
Galaxies: (laughs)
Tart: Wait, was that-- okay, bye. (laughs) Just a simple message, and nothing else.
TID: DEAR ME, BARBS FROM A LOST TEEN
Galaxies: Ope-- (laughs)
Ant: Oop-- (laughs)
Tart: Nevermind.
Galaxies: (laughs)
Ant: (laughs)
Galaxies: Y-y-you-- you’re-- ya know what, you’re ol-- you're freaking-- I’ll come up with something later.
Ant: (laughs) You wanna finish that sentence?
Galaxies: You’ll hear from me in a fucking light, sir. (laughs)
Ant: (laughs) Shut the fuck up. (laughs) I can't believe you.
TID: YOU WANT TO TRY THAT ONE AGAIN
Ant: (laughs)
Galaxies: You shut up. I’ll freaking bap you, sir. Freaking old man. (laughs)
Tart: What? My god, must you be stupid?
Ant: Ali, why, yeah. (laughs)
Galaxies: You sshhhshhsh, sshhhs, shhhhs. (laughs)
Ant: UMnMnum (mocking noises)
Tart: You’re gonna fight with the Voice? Are you serious?
Ant: (laughs) Oh my god.
Galaxies: I will. Freaking roll up a newspaper and bap, but that’s like the extent of what I would do.
Tart: (laughs) (unintelligible)
Ant: If I had duct tape, it would be on your mouth right now, just saying.
Galaxies: UMnMnum, if I had duct tape... (mocking noises)
Ant: UMnMnum (mocking noises) (laughs)
Galaxies: No, you.
Ant: Hey, I found the circle, by the way, on accident, I thought it was in Somniloquy.
TID: YOU SERVE MY MAKERS…
Galaxies: (laughs) Yep, that’s correct.
Tart: Uhhm, okay, nevermind, nevermind.
Ant: Oh, oh, oh, GAL, GAL!
(We named the patrol lucids Government Assigned Lucids)
TID: TWO OF EVERYTHING. SECOND TRY?
Ant:(laughs)
Tart: (laughs)
Galaxies: (laughs) You know I will have words for you later, you-- you gotta wait. Patience is a virtue, my dude.
Ant: No! Hey-- (sighs)
Galaxies: (laughs)
Ant: (sighs) Why do I associate with you? (laughs)
Tart: (laughs)
Galaxies: Wow, you wound me.
Ant: I don’t mean it, I’m sorry. (laughs)
Tart: (laughs) You know what, I’m just gonna sit over here, and watch this, just sit--
Galaxies: No, that-- I will remember that. I won’t actually remember that but--
Ant: I don’t mean it, I’m sorry!
Tart: This Voice is not talking to me at all.
Galaxies: I mean, this is your chance.
Tart: Oh god, fuck--
Ant: In case anyone decides to--
TID: DON’T WAIT TOO LONG. I MAY DIE AGAIN
Ant: (laughs) No! (laughs) that’s not-- no! (laughs)
Tart: What do you mean you may die again? What?
Ant: Hmm, mmm.
Tart: I’m confused, I’m dense as hell, what the fu--
Ant: Well, I don’t know, Tart, what does the word dying mean-- err, Eric-- what does the word dying mean? (laughs)
Tart: You-- you wanna fight me? I’m gonna go die right now, you know what--
Galaxies: (laughs)
TID: SO ANT, FORGIVE ME. I NEEDED THAT.
Ant: That’s fine, (laughs) you’re forgiven.
Tart: (laughs)
Galaxies: (laughs)
Galaxies: Needed to sass a 14 year old, I see how it is.
Ant: (laughs)
Ant: Shut up. (laughs)
TID: NOW THEN…
Galaxies: I know, I-I did start it. (laughs)
TID: IT IS A REASONABLE CONCERN, TRULY…
Ant:(laughs) Fuck--
Tart: Bruh, what-- what the fuck?! Aye, can you like-- don’t, please.
TID: THE DESIRE TO KEEP US AS WE ARE…
Galaxies: Oh, fuck, sleeper… scared the fuck out of me.
Galaxies: Yeah, no, take your time, no worries.
TID: IN THE EVENT WE ALL LEAVE THIS TOWN…
Tart: Wait, what did you ask him?
Ant: I don’t know, I have it somewhere. (laughs) I”ll show it to you later.
Galaxies: (gasps) PFDSTJKG-- (laughs) fuck!
(I don’t know how to type it except that she literally verbally keysmashes)
Tart: (unintelligible) Something about leaving the town.
Ant: I have the general gist but-- fuck, the phone, fuck the phone.
Tart: You’re an odd noise lucid, fuck off.
Galaxies: (laughs) I almost walked into a sleeper.
TID: IS… A LITTLE LIKE UNTO THE IMPULSE
Ant: Ok...
TID: THAT DROVE MY MAKERS HERE. STASIS
Galaxies: Your mom is a matter of time.
Ant: Ahhh.
Tart: Ouch.
Galaxies: Oh no, I’m stuttering a bit.
TID: TO LEAVE IS TO ACCEPT CHANGE
Ant: Yeah-- oh fuck, I thought I was holding it down.
Galaxies: Uhhhhhh, ya know, I’m just gonna chill out down here. (laughs)
TID: IN US, THAT CAN BE… SWEEPING
Ant: Yeah, cuz it’s like, yeah, cuz of all the-- all influence and shit.
Ant: Fuck, god damn it, the call. I hate the damn call.
Tart: (unintelligible) Wait, what did I do?
TID: YES. WE MUST KEEP UP WITH YOU ALL
Ant: Yeah, (laughs) it's a lot.
Ant: (gasps) The lucid is here! Wait, wait, wait, walk into the circle. No, no, the circle, the circle-- fuck you, you’re in the damn circle.
Tart: Yes, the circle, get in the circle.
Galaxies: (laughs)
Ant: She’s literally stuck in the circle.
Galaxies: Do you need help, Sid?
Tart: What do you mean “you must keep up with us all”?
Ant: No, no, no, no, no, it's fine, maybe once-- there's a lot of minds, I guess. I don’t know, there's a lot of shit going on, so like--
Tart: (unintelligible)
Ant: Alright, problem solved.
Tart: Oh, piss.
Tart: You didn’t hear me.
TID: AND OUT THERE, BELIEF IS…
Ant: Yeah.
Galaxies: I’m gonna be honest, I don’t really understand what y’all are talking about, but I also don’t have context, and I have the attention span of a potted plant so--
Tart: Me neither.
Ant: (laughs) Mmm.
Tart: Can I beat you with a potted plant? Just kidding.
Ant: (laughs)
Galaxies: I-- no! That’s rude! Very rude.
TID: A FLITTING THING. FIREFLIES
Ant: Oh, that’s, uh, fireflies is a good way to think about it, yeah, huh.
Tart: Ten million fireflies, I’m sad cuz I hate goodbyes... (laughs)
Galaxies: Do not. (laughs) Don’t. (laughs)
Ant: (laughs) Not the time.
Tart: As I say farewell-- great, now I’ve got that song stuck in my head. See what you guys do?
Ant: Wait, wait, wait, is it holding down? There we go.
TID: BORN FAST, SEEN BRIEFLY. GONE. REBORN
Ant: Yeah, belief is really brief.
Galaxies: Why… is there a lucid over there? Okay.
Tart: Holy fu-- this is a (unintelligible)
Ant: (gasps) No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Galaxies: Are you ok, Sid? Sid-- oh, shit!
Ant: Fuck, fuck, fuck, I jumped the lucid, I jumped the lucid, I jumped the lucid. I jumped the lucid by accident, I was trying to reset-- shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
Galaxies: Do you need a tranq? I have three.
Ant: I’m struggling, it’s fine. Um, I’m just gonna run away, it's fine.
Ant: Uhhhh, ssssorry, about that one, that was a mistake, I didn’t mean to do that.
Tart: Running, running, and running, running.
Galaxies: (laughs)
Galaxies: Oh no, oh no, here I’ll, um--
Ant: Noooooo! God damn it, (unintelligible) bitch, shit!
Tart: Uh, there's a certain (unintelligible) after you.
Ant: Yeah, ya know-- ya know, I feel like I noticed that one, just a-- just a touch.
Tart: Just thought I would let you know.
Ant: Yeah, ok, yeah, thanks for the warning.
Tart: I'm glad (unintelligible)
Galaxies: There we go, you’re welcome.
Ant: Oh-- thanks, much appreciated.
Galaxies: (gasps) Fuck! Oh fuck.
Tart: Mr., uhhh, Thee-I-Dare… has stopped talking.
Galaxies: Mmmmmmmm--
Galaxies: Sleeper, chill.
Ant: It’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, there we go.
TID: WELL…
Tart: Nevermind.
Ant: “Well” Mhm, yeah, ok, ya know, ignore what just happened, it’s fine. Don’t-- yeah, it’s fine.
Galaxies: Oh, man, it’s so chill. (laughs)
Galaxies: Shape, don’t, don’t.
Galaxies: Oh, right, I have paper angels, hmm.
Tart: Wait, what just happened? I missed it, wha-- what happened? I wasn’t looking, do it again.
Ant: Shut up. (laughs)
TID: I TRY TO AVOID DISTRACTING THE DOOMED
Ant: “I tried to avoid distracting the doomed” (laughs)
Tart: (laughs) He just called you “doomed.”
Galaxies: SHTKJTT--
Galaxies: Nah, nah, it's good, it’s mega chill.
Ant: Yeah, he-- (laughs) he just-- (laughs)
Tart: (laughs)
Galaxies: It is mega chill. I’m-- I’m gonna smack you.
Ant: Ah, mhmm. (laughs)
TID: I TEASE, OF COURSE. THAT WAS DRAMATIC
Tart: What do you mean? We always get ourselves--
Galaxies: No clue where the shape is.
Ant: It was dramatic, yeah, and (sighs) mmmmhhh.
Tart: What? We’re teens, we can’t be a little dramatic sometimes?
Galaxies: Not that dramatic, honestly.
Ant: I mean, well, true-- oh hey there's a GAL down there. I’m not gonna go down there.
Tart: (laughs)
Galaxies: Aha, the shape will never look for me here…
Ant: (laughs)
Tart: (laughs) Shit!
Galaxies: Give it like thirty seconds.
Tart: No one saw that.
TID: THAT IS FAIR. IN TRUTH…
Galaxies: (laughs)
Ant: (laughs)
Tart: Yeah, see? We’re teens, we can do whatever we want.
Galaxies: Lucid, why?
Galaxies: Fuck, uhm--
Galaxies: (gasps) Nope, nope, other way other way, ya know, (sighs) this way is immediately much better.
Tart: Do you remember what Ant-- uh, what, uh, Sid asked you, cuz I’m actually kind of curious.
Ant: I’ll tell you later, I have it written down--
Tart: Okay, okay.
TID: WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR DRAMATICS
Ant: “When it comes to your dramatics”
Galaxies: (laughs)
TID: IT IS ABOUT MORE VERSUS THE MOST
Galaxies: I’m gonna be honest, I forget what the last sentence was.
Ant: “It's about more versus the...” Ah.
TID: YOU SET A HIGH BAR
Galaxies: Uhhhh, shit, can’t tell where the shape is, but I guess I’ll find out ahaha.
Ant:(laughs) That's not a good sign.
Galaxies: I just saw the like squigglys and heard a certain stompy.
Tart: I’m just sitting pretty over here by the (unintelligible)
Ant: I need to get out of the light, I need to get out of the light, there we go.
Ant: Mm, mhm.
Tart: Uh, ya know what, I would kneel, but then I can’t close my eyes while I do that.
Galaxies: If you close your eyes before you kneel… if you close your eyes before you kneel, you can close ‘em while kneeling.
Tart: Oh, cool.
Ant: Oh, I see the shape, the shape is um… uh… I don't know where the shape is.
Ant: Oh, it's in-- running to Nerve Center, I think. I don't know.
Galaxies: So, the shape’s in the plexus?
Ant: No, shape’s in… well... Dream Therapy? Or like Airway? I don't really know.
Galaxies: (laughs)
Tart: Are you guys good down there? I just realized that I (unintelligible)
Galaxies: (laughs) I--
TID: TIME BURNS, FRIENDS…
Galaxies: I am so chill, it’s mega chill.
Ant: Ah , yes.
Galaxies: Hey--
Tart: Well at least… whatever.
TID: I KNOW YOU ARE IN PERIL, AND SO
Galaxies: Hey-- wa-- uh, shh, uh, uh, uhmmm--
Tart: We’re not that much in peril, we’ll be fine.
Ant: (laughs) Well--
Tart: Well, I’ll be fine, I don’t know about those two.
Ant: Hm.
Galaxies: He didn’t see me.
Galaxies: Wait, really?
Galaxies: Oh shit, he might have seen me, um, hmm. (laughs)
Ant: (laughs)
TID: I CAN LEAVE YOU TO CONCENTRATE
Galaxies: Oh, wait, just like one more thing, do you like ducks? Like, it’s an important question, please.
Tart: But you don’t have to leave.
Tart: Why? I am keeping my business out of this, jesus.
Ant: (laughs)
Galaxies: It’s a mega important question, Sid would also like to know.
Ant: Yeah, to be fair, I’ve asked him kind of a lot of times.
Tart: He likes ducks.
Ant: I do, okay.
Galaxies: (laughs)
Galaxies: If you don’t like ducks, I’m going to smack you just know that, like that’s- just throwing that out there.
Ant: No, hey, don’t (unintelligible)
Ant: (laughs)
Tart: I think he just left.
Galaxies: (laughs) That’s fair.
Ant: (laughs)
Tart: (laughs)
TID: ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME THING
Tart: Oh, no, he’s here.
Ant: Ooh--
Tart: You see, I don’t even know what we’re talking about anymore.
Ant: I don't know at this point.
Ant: Things kind of got out of hand, there was a lot going on.
Galaxies: Like little y-yellow birdies.
Ant: Birds, yeah, I don’t know, I don’t know. (laughs)
Galaxies: Do you-- you know what a duck is, right? Please tell me you do, (laughs) I’m not going to describe a duck.
Tart: Um, god, he’s not uncultured as hell, what the fuck?
Ant:(laughs)
Galaxies: (laughs) I don’t know.
Ant: (laughs)
Galaxies: Hey, ok, if he’s gonna sass me, I’m going to sass him.
TID: I JUST WANTED YOU TO ARTICULATE IT
Ant: Ah. (laughs)
Galaxies: Articulating is not my thing.
Tart: I love how he’s not acknowledged me at all throughout this whole thing.
Ant: Ssshh.
Tart: Alright this is-- you know what, you shut up.
TID: SO YOU CAN TELL YOUR FRIENDS
Ant: “So you can tell your friends” Oh no, oh boy-- oh wait, sleeper, wait, shit.
Tart: Oh, wait--
Galaxies: Hmmm, shape.
Galaxies: Hmm, hmm.
Tart: I wanna see if this is a (unintelligible)... god, why (unintelligible) I'm gonna yeet myself off the edge.
Galaxies: We can play ring around the rosy, (laughs) even though I don’t know- oh, I know where the shape is.
Ant: Ring around the rosy is a dangerous game.
TID: YOU ASKED THE DEVIL ABOUT DAMN DUCKS
Ant: (laughs)
Galaxies: (laughs) Yes, and what is your opinion of them?
Tart: (laughs) Oh my god.
Ant: Some things in life are just worth asking, ok, ya know--
Galaxies: Yeah, ducks are neat as hell, and you better have a good opinion of them.
Ant: Sometimes you gotta find just (unintelligible)
Tart: What the fuck, dude? Did you swear? What the fuck?
Ant:(laughs)
Tart: Oh my god, we’ve really tainted these people-- tainted these voices.
TID: I DO NOT JUDGE
Galaxies: (laughs) Oh, sure, yeah, yeah.
Ant: (laughs)
Tart: Oh yeah, you don’t judge, huh.
Galaxies: Definitely not, never seen you judge ever, sir.
Galaxies: Fuck!
Ant: Oh my god, leave this poor man alone.
Tart: When he decides to leave us stupid asses.
Galaxies: (laughs)
Galaxies: His fault for hanging out with a bunch of teenagers.
Ant: Ohhh god.
Galaxies: Is this a bad decision? No, it’s not.
Tart: Aha, he (unintelligible)
Galaxies: Yes, maybe it was.
Tart: Thee-I-Dare said the “damn” word. (laughs)
Ant: (laughs) Ahhh.
Galaxies: (laughs)
Galaxies: Is that the real shape? That’s the re-real shape hm.
Ant: Oh, the GAL moved up here.
Tart: So, yeah, what--
TID: OCCASIONALLY IT IS VITAL TO DENY YOU
Ant: “Occasionally it is vital to deny you” Mm, ok.
Galaxies: (laughs)
Tart: What do you mean?
Galaxies: Cuz I threatened-- I’m threaten him, he’s afraid of me.
TID: ESPECIALLY YOU
Ant: (laughs)
Galaxies: (laughs) That’s fair.
Tart: Wait what--
Ant: Get fucked. (laughs)
Tart: “Especially you,” get fucked.
Galaxies: Ya know, just hurts my feelings a little bit.
Tart: I get the feeling that Thee-I-Dare is just sassing you.
Ant:(laughs)
Galaxies: (laughs)
Ant:(laughs)
TID: YOU OTHERS
Ant: “You others”
Galaxies: (laughs)
Galaxies: Yeah, just a feeling.
Tart: Please, tell me that I'm not that I’m not included in the denying.
TID: GO LOSE THIS ONE IN A POND
Ant: (laughs)
Tart: Oh my god!
Galaxies: (laughs) Wow, that’s real mean.
Tart: Thee-I-Dare!
TID: THEY WILL BE MUCH HAPPIER
Ant: (laughs) I-- I can’t breathe, (laughs)
Tart: She is our friend!
Ant: I’m gonna wake people up, oh no. (laughs)
Tart: Thee-I-Dare, what the fuck?
TID: GOODNIGHT AND WARM REGARDS
Ant: Goodnight! (laughs)
Tart: Oh my god.
Ant: Thank you for this, this is great.
Tart: I-- Thee-I-Dare, oh my god.
Galaxies: Goodnight.
Tart: See ya, later dude.
Ant: Ohhh, that was so great, that was amazing. That was not what was probably supposed to happen, but it was the best possible outcome, because I could not remember the light I sent at all whatsoever.
Ant: But I need to go look at my notes. I mean, we can exit, and then I'll look. That was fantastic.
Galaxies: (gasps)
Galaxies: How is the shape not in angel form?
Ant: I loved all the sass, and then I loved how he said that. That was great, that was fucking fantastic. I wish someone was awake to witness this with me.
Galaxies: Told you guys to ditch me, that’s rude.
Ant: He did. I mean, you were mouthing him off the entire damn time, so like can you blame him?
Galaxies: (laughs) He started it-- wait no I did, I-- actually I did start it.
Ant: No, you did, you did start it. You started it, you started it.
Oh my god
Galaxies: He could have just ignored me, he could have ignored me, he could have just taken the high ground and ignored me.
Galaxies: There’s the angel form, there we go.
Ant: I wanna talk about that in SaS, that was so good.
Ant: (gasps) No! I did it again, fucking christ, I did it again, I did it again, where I fucking grabbed the sleeper when I went to reset my phone, ya know, the thing that brought me my downfall.
Tart: Did Thee-I-Dare just tell you to go drown, like--?
Galaxies: (gasps) Fuck.
Ant: I think he did tell you to go drown, I think he did tell you to go drown-- or maybe that was a duck allusion, cuz, ya know, ducks live in a pond.
Tart: Ohhh, I didn’t realize that.
Galaxies: MMMM SHHFFLSFDH--
Ant: Yeah, wait, where the fuck did you think-- did you--
Galaxies: If he told me to go drown I will cry, just ya know, to be fair.
