"TID: A MOMENT OF JOY, STOLEN IN REDACRE?"
"TID: OF COURSE I AM PROUD OF YOU."
Sophie: YES! I DID IT! It wasn’t easy, but I did it! Maybe I’ll tell him I like him someday...but we have to save the town first, so that can wait-- (Insert Sophie Internally Screaming)
"TID: WAS HE A DISASTER?"
Sophie: Yes he was! Oh my god, you have no idea! He kept like, tripping on his own feet and then he knocked something off a table! Honestly, we’re both disasters but at least we’re disasters together.
(I cannot for the life of me remember what goes in here but it’s a comment on TMC’s dancing skills and how he has….)
"TID: SEVEN THOUSAND LEFT FEET."
Sophie: “Oh my god, are you saying he can’t dance!!!”
"TID: THEY MIGHT LABEL IT A DANCE."
"TID: BUT DANCERS EVERYWHERE RECOIL"
"TID: PERHAPS IT IS HIS OWN FORM OF CODE"
Sophie: Code for...what, exactly?
"TID: SAYING...PLEASE HELP ME ESCAPE THIS"
Sophie: What is he trying to escape? Redacre, his own life, the fact that most of his hosts are kids???
"TID: I WAS JOKING, BUT TRULY…"
"TID: HE WOULD RATHER BE INVISIBLE."
Sophie: Oh! So he’s like the wallflower at the school dance! It’s like when you’re at the school dance and there’s that one kid who wants to join in but he also stays in the corner because he doesn’t want to be perceived.
"TID: IF HE HAS HIS WAY, HE IS THE WALLS."
Sophie: To be fair, that’s an accurate description. He’s got a pretty thick head! But that’s okay! I am going to teach this man how to dance and he will LIKE IT whether he wants to like it or not! He’s going to learn how to dance!
"TID: THAT WOULD NOT BE HIS CHOICE, SO…"
Sophie: So you can’t legally condone it…
"TID: I WILL LOOK THE OTHER WAY"
"TID: AND LAUGH AT HIM. "
Sophie: HAHAHA!!! So you can’t legally condone it but we’re on the same page! Speaking of, I heard something a bit odd about him from the club. They’re saying he’s stuck in the Place Between?
"TID: STUCK BY CHOICE. TO HOLD IT OPEN."
Sophie: Oh! So he’s like, standing in the doorway. HQ seems to think he can’t get himself back out?
"TID: THINK OF IT LIKE A DREAM"
"TID: TO HOLD ONE TIME, ONE PLACE. EFFORT."
"TID: EVEN MORE, TO UNITE MINDS WITHIN."
Sophie: Oof, yeah. So he’s putting out a LOT of energy to make this happen. Uh...is that healthy for his hosts??? And more importantly, is that healthy for Archer? Should I be concerned?
"TID: HEALTHY CHOICES IN REDACRE…"
Sophie: Do they exist?
"TID: IF YOU SEE ANY, TELL THE WORLD."
Sophie: That would require seeing the world first! I’m still in favor of building a catapult to break the damn barriers because I don’t see any other way we’re getting out of here!
"TID: LIFE IS RISK. FOR YOUR KIND AND MINE."
Sophie: Truuue...You have no idea how many nights I wonder if I’m going to make it to the next day.
"TID: I WOULD HAZARD, ALL OF THEM."
Sophie: Okay, you’re right. I just keep wondering if I’m going to survive until the next day. Speaking of, if any of your hosts are pizza guys, please send them our way! I will personally pay you somehow!!! You have no idea how much I want a slice of pepperoni pizza! I’ve been eating potato chips and candy bars and my stomach hurts all the time, in addition to all the other reasons my stomach hurts all the time! Thee I Dare, do you like pepperoni? :(
"TID: I DO NOT DO MEAL REQUESTS."
Sophie: (big sadface)
"TID: THE CHILDREN JOKE THAT I BURN FOOD."
Sophie: OH MY GOD, YOU ACTUALLY BURN FOOD--To be fair, I burned like five bowls of noodles once. Don’t ask how I did that, I just have skills.
TID: IF ANY OF MINE ESCAPE REDACRE…"
TID: THEY CAN LEARN TO COOK AGAIN."
Sophie: If they escape Redacre, PLEASE! Tell everyone what’s going on, bring help, call the army, and SEND PIZZA!!! PLEASE SEND PIZZA I AM BEGGING YOU!!!! Man, I bet The Measure Cuts is good at cooking but he makes really gross food.
"TID: NO, QUITE THE OPPOSITE…"
"TID: TO COOK IS A SCIENCE. HE EXCELS."
Sophie: OF COURSE HE DOES! He just has to show off! (Imitating TMC, complete with terrible impersonations) “LOOK AT ME, I AM THE MEASURE CUTS, I AM AMAZING AT COOKING BECAUSE COOKING IS A SCIENCE AND I LIKE SCIENCE, LOOK AT MY BRAAAAAAIN.” That was my Measure Cuts impression, how was it?
"TID: LIKELY A DIRECT QUOTE. NOW…"
"TID: I FEAR MY TIME HAS BURNED, SOPHIE. "
Sophie: Awww :(
"TID: BUT SAY HELLO TO THAT BOY."
Sophie: Oh, I will! One day, I’ll get him back out here and out of his books at the boxcar.
"TID: HE WILL NEED SAVING, AND…"
Sophie: Yeah, he does need saving...But that’s what I’m here for. I care about Archer more than anyone else. Don’t tell Mr. Martyr I said that.
"TID: I TRUST YOU TO BE HIS CHAMPION."
Sophie: HECK YEAH YOU CAN COUNT ON ME. St. Cloud is a name you can trust! Man, I should be famous someday with that name…….
"TID: GOODNIGHT AND SURVIVE."
Sophie: You too, Thee I Dare! And thanks for the pep talk, I really needed it.
