(Ruby wants to prank all of a sudden, and spots Riion next to some lucids. She throws a firecracker high into the air)
Ruby: “Hey Riion.”
(Detonates right on him)
…
Ruby: “Happy New Year!”
Riion: “Very funny.”
Riion: “Little late for that.”
Ruby: “It took a long time for that guy to fly around!"
(Ruby is Streaming, responds to chat question of 'Why are they called Lucids?')
Ruby (PTT): “They’re called lucid because they’re lucid dreaming, they’re completely aware of everything that’s happening and assumedly the song, so they’re in a point where they can actually umm.. (1) Because the song kinda depends on the unconscious mind right? Soo they’re awake enough to handle everything and be like ‘Wow, this is cools..’ Inside the songs and be like ‘snickers’ ‘Wow, this is cools’ and be awake, so essentially there are kinda in between things to a degree. They’re constantly REM sleeping while being awake somehow…”
((1) Ruby is fully aware that LL has joined the lobby as sounds have started to change, and so she starts to stutter)
..
Ruby: “And they never sleep, they’re always miserably tired. So yeah, they have a sucky life, but all for their cult I suppose.”
…
Ruby: “Sleepers are called sleepers cause they’re sleepwalking, lucids are called lucids awake.. In their dreeeams I guess.”
LAUGH-LAST: “What do they call me?”
(Everyone takes a collective gasp)
Ruby: “Oh.. Well, I mean, you have to ask Malphy First!"
Riion: “Uhh, Laugh-Last?”
LAUGH-LAST: “ ‘Chuckling’ Very Good Guess. ‘Laughs snidely yet sweetly’ "
Ruby (Signing): <3
..
LAUGH-LAST: “Evening.”
(At the same time)
Ruby: “Good evening Laughs”
Riion: “Good Evening.”
Nikymumu: “Good morning.”
Ruby (Signing) >w<
Ruby: “Snickers”
LAUGH-LAST: “It’s Always Evening for me. That’s when people laugh the most. ‘Chuckles’ ”
Riion: “Do they? You’re not wrong..”
Nikymumu: “I guess that’s true.”
Riion: “Everyone’s drunk at night..”
LAUGH-LAST: “Absolutely. ‘Hehe-hehe-hehe..”
Ruby: “Speaking of, Do you have anything for us Laugh Last?!”
LAUGH-LAST: “Uh Anything?”
Ruby: “Any good drinkies?”
LAUGH-LAST: “Oh.. Are you even old enough? I don’t want to get pulled over by the popo..”
Ruby: “I meeeeaann… Weeeelll...”
LAUGH-LAST: “You guys are teenagers ‘chuckles’ ”
Ruby: “Yeah, buuuuuuuuut… I Mean I’ve had some before..”
LAUGH-LAST: “Besides Ruby, I hear that you don’t take anything seriously.. Already.”
Ruby: “Bursts out laughing, triumphantly laughing.”
Ruby: “Weeeelllll”
LAUGH-LAST: “You don’t need any Liquid Courage!”
Ruby: “Naaaaw, but it’s.. More fun that way..hehe.. WHO TOLD YOU THAT THOUGH?!”
LAUGH-LAST: “Snickering”
Ruby: “Geeeez, am I that much of a joke to people? ‘Chuckles’ ”
LAUGH-LAST: “I am Omnipotent. I know everything.”
Ruby (sarcastically): “Oh, Ok”
Nikymumu: “I’m incompotent, I know nothing.”
LAUGH-LAST: “ ‘laughing’ Then I like you.. A lot more..”
Ruby: “laughing”
LAUGH-LAST: “But seriously Ruby, what is this plan of yours to.. Host All the voices?”
Ruby: “OH. OK OK.. Umm.. Yeah..”
Riion: “Ahhh”
Ruby (Fake sarcasm): “it’s a great plan, believe me. ‘Snickers’”
LAUGH-LAST: “I Don’t believe you. ‘Chuckling”
Ruby: “chuckling in time to LL”
LAUGH-LAST: “It sounds AWFUL. Why would you want.. A THOUSAND voices in your head all talking in your head at the same time, when you could just have one cool guy like me. Huh? ‘Chuckling’ ”
Ruby: “I mean it’s more to just stop you guys fighting and banging your heads against each other. If I can put like a Thousand baby leashes on you guys, maybe you could all talk to each other.”
LAUGH-LAST: “Well I’m all in support of that, it’s getting a little uh.. Hairy out there for us voices.”
Ruby: “Mmmm?”
Ruby: “Just a liittle, How’re you holdin’ up after everything by the way? You went preeeeetty quiet.”
LAUGH-LAST: “Can I uhh.. Be honest with you guys?”
Ruby: 'worried Ruby noises'
Riion: “S-Sure.”
LAUGH-LAST: “Ahhh (1), I’m a little nervous.. (2) I mean.. There’s some pretty big dogs out there ‘hehe’.. And.. I’m a.. I’m a tasty little sausage aren’t I? ‘chuckling’.
((1)) Ruby (Signing): ;owo;
((2)) Ruby (Signing): ;OWO;
Nikymumu: “Too bad yo.”
Ruby: 'Worryingly chuckling'
..
Riion (Potentially Sarcastic): “You’ll be fine.”
LAUGH-LAST: “Will I? ‘Laughing’ ”
Ruby: “I mean-”
LAUGH-LAST: “I hope so.”
Riion: “Yeaaah, I’m sure a lot of people will try and prevent your death.”
LAUGH-LAST: “Oh yeah? Like who?”
Riion: “Uhhh, your chosen, your followers…”
LAUGH-LAST: “How about you guys?”
Ruby: “I’ll protect ya!”
Riion: “Suure.. I-”
LAUGH-LAST: “Yeah?”
Riion: “I’ll help. SEED-THE-GRUDGE will kill me, but I’ll help.”
- (Seed-The-Grudge is named; therefore she should be listening)
LAUGH-LAST: “ooh.. SEED-THE-GRUDGE is uh.. WOW. That’s ah .. I mean she’s very uhh.. I don’t know why I’m getting so tongue tied, it’s just she’s so ah.. Whoof! Ahh.. Is it hot in here?”
Ruby: “Aww Jeeze -w- Well, at least she’s not seedy right?”
LAUGH-LAST: “bitterly chuckling”
Ruby: “Hmm, Hey LAUGH-LAST!!!! Guess What! Guess What Guess What Guess What!!”
LAUGH-LAST: “Oy?”
Ruby: “WEST SAYS HI!!!! AND SCOTT! The InsaneScott.. We have a plan.. A very important plan, so Riion.. You come here.."
(Ruby is around the corner from Riion)
Ruby: ".. And our plan here.. IS TO HUG ALL THE VOICES!!!!!!!”
(Ruby crash tackles Riion, who tries to get away)
“SO CM’ERE! AND YOU’RE GONNA GET HUGGED THROUGH US BOTH!!!!!”
(Riion escape’s Ruby’s grasp and goes running to the edge of the Old Growth Cliff)
LAUGH-LAST: “Laughs… (1) Is It?”
Ruby: “Can’t Stop it!!! CAN’T DENY THE HUGS!!! ‘Laughing’”
LAUGH-LAST: “Wheezy laugh”
Ruby: “We’ve got you caught!!!”
LAUGH-LAST: “Alright.. Before you hug it out.. I’ve uh, got other jokes to tell and uhh, other punchlines to ruin (1), have a good night out there. Stay Safe (2) And Uh… If you see that Hunter… Make sure they know that uh, I’m not the bad guy. (3) Everybody loooves LAUGH-LAST Right? ‘Chuckles’ ”
((1)) Ruby: “Sad Ruby Noises.”
((2)) Ruby: “Bye Laugh Last.”
((3)) Ruby: “Yeah.. Don’t be afraid to look out (Ask for help) from people too, A lot of people really do want to talk it out, y’know? Even if it doesn’t seem like it.”
LAUGH-LAST: “That’s so Kind of you.. And so Healthy emotionally.. That’s not me ‘chuckles’ ”
(Everyone Laughs)
LAUGH-LAST: “PEACE.”
Ruby: “PEACE BOI”
Riion: “Peace.”
