Galaxies: I’m not going in the clown room with you guys.
Mya(overlapping): God!
Awesome(overlapping): Let’s all start chanting. Let’s- let’s all start chanting.
Galaxies: St- (exasperated sigh)
Mya: Gwen, Gwen, Gwen, Gwen, Gwen
Galaxies(overlapping): You’re not gonna summon anything! (laughs)
Awesome(overlapping): No. That’s the wrong one.
Galaxies: Stop (exasperated sound)
Mya: I’m not summoning S A Bitch.
Galaxies: DON’T call them th- (laughs) Stop trying to summon people in the clown room. Stop doing summoning rituals in the clown room.
Awesome: (starts chanting SPEAK-AS-ONE)
Galaxies(overlapping): Oh, hi there Shape, don’t even…. Haha…
Mya(overlapping): (starts chanting SPEAK-AS-BITCH)
Ash(overlapping): (starts chanting HUNT-THE-STRONG)
Awesome(overlapping): Shut up, that’s not their name.
Galaxies: OOO no no no no, shape, don’t-
Mya(overlapping): Yes it is.
Ash: I am on the bed.
Mya: I made it their name.
(The shape is sicced on Mya)
Awesome: The bed.
Mya: OH GOD, now the Shape’s mad at me.
Galaxies(overlapping): (laughs)
Ash: You have sinned.
Awesome(overlapping): (unintelligible)
Galaxies: What did you expect Mya?
Mya: I’m sorry, ok Shape? You’re not a part of SPEAK-AS-ONE I hope.
SAO: RUDE LITTLE CREATURE
Mya: OH (panicked noises)
Galaxies(overlapping): Ohhhhh shit! (laughs)
Awesome(overlapping): (laughing hysterically)
Ash(overlapping): (laughs)
Awesome: You fool!
Mya: Uh-
Ash: Um… nice one.
Awesome: (unintelligible) the clown room worked
Galaxies(overlapping): Nice going (laughs)
Ash: Angry
Galaxies(overlapping): No it didn’t! It did not, the clown room does not do anything.
SAO: NAMES HAVE POWER. YOU WILL LEARN
Ash: THe clown room definitely worked.
Awesome: Oh, but it did!
(Mission changes to Everything Is FIne)
Galaxies: Oh shit. Ah, fuck. Shit.
Mya(overlapping): I’m sorry SAO, okay. I did not know you would listen.
Awesome(overlapping): (unintelligible) (laughing) Oh, that’s not good. Nothing’s fine.
Galaxies: (groans) why… why the “Everything Is F-” (sighs)
Ash(overlapping): I- what? Why did…
Mya(overlapping): I- I’m sorry. I’m sorry SAO. I’m sorry.
Awesome(overlapping): Let’s go to the special place.
Galaxies(overlapping): No.
(Mya gets suppressed. Shape switches targets back to Galaxies)
Ash: Oh.
Awesome: Oh she’s* dead. Have we just like accidentally started a purge?
Mya(overlapping): It’s she…. I- I am very sorry, SAO.
Awesome: “Sorry”s do not cut it, friend.
Ash(overlapping): IIII… have literally only one candy bar, oh no.
Galaxies: (nervous giggle)
Mya: Honestly, I’ve thought of joining your side but I don’t know, maybe-
Awesome(overlapping): Oh what the fuck? Sorry! There’s a lot of people, I’m gonna have to do it.
SAO: TO NAME US CORRECTLY FEEDS US
(The group is Satconned)
Galaxies: (gasps) Oh no. Oh no! Oh… no (nervous sigh) oh no oh no (nervous laughter) oh no.
Ash and Awesome in unison: Uh oh.
Ash: (laughs)
Mya: Oh. Uh, uh, oh- wait, what am I in?
Galaxies(overlapping): Oh no…. You’re in satcon.
Awesome: Welcome to satcon
SAO: TO NAME US IMPERFECTLY. DOOMS YOU
Mya: Uhhh… I- I’m sorry. I’m sorry, I’m very sorry. I’m very, very sorry… I’m very sorry
Galaxies: (discomforted groan)
Mya: SAO your… honestly, your ideals are really interesting
Ash(overlapping): Neat.
Awesome: Say their name.
SAO: OUR KIND SHARES FLESH WITH YOURS
Mya: SPEAK-AS-ONE… because when you’re named, you are very…
Ash: -gross.
Awesome: Shut up.
Mya: No! He’s- (reading aloud)
SAO: OTHERWISE. WE DIFFER. YES?
Mya: (reading aloud)... yes.
Galaxies: Who’s this in front of me?
Mya: (panicked sounds) Oh, oh god.
Galaxies(overlapping): Oh, hi!
Ash(overlapping): Well this was quick.
SAO: BUT WE DO HAVE MANNERS IN COMMON
Mya: Oh, hi.
Galaxies: Alright, I’m gonna… see ya… (laughs)
Mya(overlapping): Yes, I’m sorry. I did not know you would listen.
Awesome: Oh, hello.
Mya: I am sorry. I will not call you that anymore.
Awesome(overlapping): Oh, this is Galaxies.
Mya: I understand your cause, even though I disagree, I should have manners for you. I-I’m sorry.
Galaxies: (sigh) This is what you guys get for sitting in the clown room chanting names.
Awesome: I’d say this is…
SAO: WE ARE AWARE IT WAS OFFHAND, CHILD
Mya: (unintelligible)
SAO: WE HAVE SEEN THE RUDE FOR CENTURIES
Galaxies: “the rude for centuries” (laughs)... yeah.
Awesome: The Rude. Capital R.
SAO: SOME GROW OUT OF IT
Ash: (laughs)
SAO: LET US HOPE YOU DO
Mya: I will. I am sorry, SAO.
(Countdown starts)
Mya: Oh no
Galaxies(overlapping): Oh shit, ok (laughs)
Ash: Oh
Mya: I said I’m sorry! Oh wait, is that THEE-I-DARE’s symbol?
Awesome: (starts humming “The Final Countdown”) --DON’T TOUCH THAT, don’t touch that, I wouldn’t advise touching that.
Mya: Why? I’m touching ‘em all.
Ash: Touch it.
Awesome: Cool.
(mission ends)
