- (Video starts, blinking eye appears)
SPEAK-AS-ONE: YOUNG JOHN. SUCH SACRIFICES.
Johnsir: “Oh. Things happened.”
Kizzycocoa: “Oh, hello.”
SlugGirl: “Oh no.”
Johnsir: “Oh, ‘laughter’ I’ve been causing trouble here.”
Kizzycocoa: “So who’s this?”
Johnsir: “I’m john (1)..”
(1) Kizzycocoa: “Wh-Who have you brought to us?”
SAO: THE SLEEPING GOD SEES YOUR FAITH
Kizzycocoa: “Oh god, Ok.”
Johnsir: “ ‘Pained groan’ “
Johnsir: “Hey should I start insulting the shape again? Is that a good idea?”
Kizzycocoa: “Probably not Now.. Now is probably not a good time.”
Johnsir: “Why not? The shape is kind (1) of a chump.”
(1) Kizzycocoa: “Oh it’s here. The shape is after me right now.”
SAO: WE HAVE CLEANSED AWAY YOUR SINS
Johnsir: “Yeah you should insult him, ‘cause then he’ll go after me instead. That’s how it works…. Wait What? Does that (1) mean that the shape isn’t...”
(1) SlugGirl: “We have cleansed your sins..”
Johnsir: “Does that mean that the shape isn’t gonna after me for a Long time?”
Kizzycocoa: “I-I do not know.”
Johnsir: “Ah well I’m gonna monkey back ride a lucid if he comes out of this house then and see what happens.”
Kizzycocoa: “All I know is that.. I’m going to head into the well, because they are after me.”
Johnsir: “ ‘They’, The ‘They’ are after you?”
Kizzycocoa: “I don’t think the shape can-(1)”
(1) Johnsir: “Hey Kizzy, you want a bandage? ‘Snickering’ “
Kizzycocoa: “No, It’s fine. I’ve got one here.”
Johnsir: “ ‘Snickering’ “I’ll bandage your mom ‘snickering’”
SAO: THE CHILD IS QUIET. SO BE IT.
Kizzycocoa: “Uh, I don’t think they are actually talking. You Know that SAO is talking to you, right John?”
Johnsir: “Yeaaah?”
SlugGirl: “Is it SAO?”
Kizzycocoa: “Y-Yeah, I’m fairly sure-(1)
(1) Johnsir: “Somewhat, yeah, I can see ‘chuckle’.”
Kizzycocoa: “Yeah-You (2) know that they are saying now that your ‘sins are cleansed’ and they’ve heard your prayers, and all that?”
(2) Johnsir: “It’s just..”
Johnsir: “Yeah that’s why I was asking if my Sin-like meter was all the way down, if I’m not going to be attacked by the shape. I’m wondering if that means that the shape isn’t going to go after me.”
Kizzycocoa: “Oh, ok. You weren’t sort of.. Fully addressing them, but ok.”
Johnsir: “I’m not sure how. Yeah, if I’m honest.”
SlugGirl: “It’s the flaming hot cheeto man!”
- (John presumably walks into the shape)
Johnsir: “What the Heck?! The shape just bit me!”
Kizzycocoa: “ ‘Chuckling’ I’m surprised SAO has time to talk to all these little kids considering the grandma on the loose.”
SAO: WHY DOES JOHN SERVE US
Johnsir: “Uh.. I’m not entirely sure-(1)”
(1) SlugGirl: “Huh? Yeah John, why do you serve them?
Johnsir: “(2) Oh yeah! I guess I sacrificed three times to.. (3) I guess it’s a simple answer. It’s because I was visited first... It’s because the one I was visited first by was the one I was gonna give all my stuff to. That’s the simple answer.”
(2) PrinPrin: ‘“Yeah John, we’d all love to know.”
(3) Kizzycocoa: “ ‘Quietly dying of laughter in the background’ You seem completely complacent that you’ve sacrificed Three times to them. “Wh-at on earth?”
Johnsir: “Well yeah, I was gonna sacrifice anyway, I just didn’t know who I wanted to sacrifice to ‘chuckling’.
Kizzycocoa: ‘chuckling’
Johnsir: “I was (1)..”
(1) SlugGirl: “Do we want tranqs, John?”
SAO: YOU HAVE MUCH TO LEARN
Johnsir: “I like to-I like to get rid of things when I have too much of them. ‘Laughing’ So-I.. (2).. (3) So I.. haha..”
(2) Kizzycocoa: “You don’t put Any (3).. You put No thought into it? You just.. See this is why it took Me several Months.”
SAO: WE WILL FORGIVE IGNORANCE. ONCE.
(Everyone chuckles quietly)
Kizzycocoa: “Oh.. They’re going to forgive you this Once.”
Johnsir: “Hey it’s fine, it’s totally fine cause like, it doesn’t matter the Reasoning as much, right? ‘Bursts into snickers and laughs’ (1) … (2) Cause..”
(1) Kizzycocoa: “I-I’m (2) not entirely sure if it Matters, because they are going to use your Body now, so.. I’m fairly sure that really they have to-you have to forgive them?”
SAO: SADLY. NO. ONCE, PERHAPS. BUT NOW...
Johnsir (Nervously): ‘Chuckling’ Hmm…’chuckling’”
SAO: OUR IDEALS STAND OPPOSED BY OTHERS
Johnsir: “I wonder by Who?”
SAO: IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHY YOU SERVE
SlugGirl: “All we want is peace and order.”
Johnsir: “I know Someone here, specifically didn’t like you… Who I was playing with-Not-not like Here. But like.. I think yesterday..”
Kizzycocoa: “Like, quite frankly I’m wondering why they’re even bothering with a whole bunch of children. They have more issues with grandma and all that’s spouting off, who know’s who’s next?”
SAO: THE ENEMY WILL LURE YOU AWAY
Johnsir: “You know actually that’s a good point, I would actually probably get lured away if I got visited by somebody else.. But like.. It would have to be Three times now because I’ve (1).. I’ve already engaged. I’ve already made my choice.”
(1) Kizzycocoa: ‘Quietly crying laughter in the background’
Johnsir: “I already sent a message, that you may or may not have seen.. (1) It was pretty funny.. (New SAO Message) (2) pretty funny, but I don’t think you were gonna answer it anyway’s ‘chuckle’”
(1) Kizzycocoa: “I would say Have. (2) I mean.. To be..”
SAO: CHILD. YOUR LOYALTY IS IN QUESTION
- (The shape is sent onto Johnsir)
Kizzycocoa: “Yeah, I’m fairly sure that-(1)”
(1) Johnsir: “Oh Shoot!”
Kizzycocoa: “Yeah, I’m fairly sure they’re not loyal (1&2) whatsoever.”
(1) PrimPrim: “Oh Man. Keep it, Keep it, Keep it, Keep it, Keep it.”
(2) SlugGirl: “That’s what happens when your loyalty is in question.”
Johnsir: “Hey man, uh.. Did you happen to know I’m a Master at avoiding the shape? This is actually just a chance to prove how good I am. ‘Laughter’ ”
SlugGirl: “Need a tranq?”
Kizzycocoa: “Yeah I have.. (1)”
(1) Johnsir: “I don’t have a grappling hook, (2) I’m gonna head over to 916.”
(2) Kizzycocoa: “Here’s a question. Does SAO appreciate someone whose loyalty is unsure or someone who is Absolutely not loyal to them, which one do you appreciate more?”
Johnsir: ‘Snickering’
Kizzycocoa: “A Potential snake or someone you can trust not to go with your ideals?”
Johnsir: “ ‘laughter’ I don’t even really.. I don’t even know How to know the ideals.”
Kizzycocoa: “Because I know they got really mad with the whole ‘traitors’, it’s like.. Do they appreciate people aligning Against them explicitly? Or are they more frustrated with those who are fickle with those they see themselves in?”
SAO: FAITH MUST BE PROVEN. EACH DAY.
SlugGirl: “What are you going to do to prove your faith, John?”
Johnsir: “I.. Uh-(1)”
(1) SlugGirl: “Are you going to join the song?”
SAO: WE WILL BE WATCHING. YOUNG JOHN
Johnsir: “ ‘Nervous chuckling’ I don’t.. I don’t have an answer. (1) I just really enjoy this.”
(1) Kizzycocoa: “Well, are you..”
SAO: REMAIN VIGILANT. WE SPEAK AS ONE.
Johnsir: “I’m just really enjoying this.. Sort of.. Shape-Fun-Thing that’s been given to me as a gift. You may think it’s a punishment, but it’s actually a Gift to give me a chance to prove that I’m better than the shape. ‘Gasp’”
Kizzycocoa: “I think that’d be blasphemy to say that you are better than the shape.”
SlugGirl: “It kinda is.”
Johnsir: “Ok. I didn’t mean it like That, I mean it like Skillswise.”
Kizzycocoa: “‘Laughing’ That’s still the same thing!”
(Kizzy and John start chuckling)
- (The rest of the video involves the team of players making their way to the exit, where the session safely ends. John receives a halo and an SAO mask)
