NOTE: The video is audio only, meaning I cannot identify who is talking besides the recorder (Blackwater). Apologies for any inaccuracies.
???: What do you mean?
Blackwater: It says that the, uh, thing we're supposed to clean up is here, but we can't get to it.
THEE-I-DARE: THE ANIMALS? DOVES? NOT I.
Blackwater: Whoa. Heh. Is it... IN-HER-TEETH? Certainly seems like the sort of thing that she'd be interested in; bloodshed and death--
???: What? What about IN-HER-TEETH?
Blackwater: Sorry, uh, I-- I think THEE-I-DARE is trying to talk to me.
???: Oh!
Blackwater: I was only asking if it was you or another part of you, since you mentioned to someone else that you split in two at one point? Or was that when you broke off from SAO, hmm?
THEE-I-DARE: SHE SEES AHEAD. WAITS PATIENTLY.
Blackwater: Hmm.
THEE-I-DARE: SHE HAS NOT BEEN KNOWN TO HUNT.
Blackwater: Hmm... Oh, uh, THEE-I-DARE, Techno. I asked about which of the Daimons is responsible for possessing our friend who is killing the birds. So... which one is it? Other than... IN-HER-TEETH is the one who's openly bloody, but... oi... It's some...
THEE-I-DARE: THERE ARE OTHERS WHO FEAST.
Blackwater: Hmm. Can't think of that... can't think of which one that would be off the top of my head.
THEE-I-DARE: THE QUESTION IS, HUNGER OR WAR?
Blackwater: Yeah.. Given that a living dove is considered a symbol of peace, I thought that maybe they were trying to say a war by making dead doves.
-Shape switches to Blackwater-
Blackwater: Oh, uh, it seems SAO is a little mad at me!
THEE-I-DARE: YES. IT SENSES ME.
-Shape switches again-
Blackwater: Oh-- and back on Techno-- Yeah, -sighs- Doesn't help that I'm kind of regularly talking to you. --No, no he says its not him and it's not IN-HER-TEETH either. The question is are they killing birds out of hunger or as a declaration of war.
THEE-I-DARE: UNLESS SHE HAS CHANGED UTTERLY...
Blackwater: Yeah, I get it. -laughs- Yeah, it might be a bit of both. Hmm... Well that makes the most likely suspects, at least from what we know, out. … No the picture. THE-MEASURE-CUTS seems a bit too methodical for this sort of barbarism. LAUGH-LAST maybe? Tricksters are known to do things that seem illogical...
THEE-I-DARE: I WILL HAVE MY HOSTS SEEK THEM.
Blackwater: Hmm... I'm more worried about my friend. She's really upset about this whole thing.
THEE-I-DARE: WHEN I LEARN, YOU WILL, IN TURN.
Blackwater: Thanks for keeping us posted. Dead animals... that's kind of disturbing to us kids, I mean, I've seen dead animals before, but--I mean, I had to put down a dog once--but that's not nearly as, well, bloody as this. He was old.
???: Well, I don't think it was humane.
Blackwater: He was sick. We just... -sighs- This is something else entirely, this is more like, uh, this is more like an animal attack, actually. Actually, I have seen something this bloody. A cat caught... I found the neighbor's cat and it caught a bird and it looked a bit like... this. Though... It was a bit cleaner. The birds we've seen are torn up. The cat, the one that got attacked by the cat, most of the blood was concentrated around its neck. It wasn't that messy.
THEE-I-DARE: MY MAKERS SEE YOU AS ANIMALS.
Blackwater: Heh... technically we are, but we're a higher order.
???: Agreed. I think it's bad(?)
THEE-I-DARE: FAIR. BEASTS OF BURDEN THEN.
Blackwater: Ouch. I like to think we're a bit smarter than an ox! Horses... that can be argued. But... still! I think we're a bit... still, so... But I get your point. We are meant for the---
THEE-I-DARE: I AGREE. I WAS TORN APART FOR IT.
Blackwater: Right, right, the, uh, near lethal dare I heard about? --Eh, we might have to abort this mission. 'Cause it looks like our possessed friend stuck the bird somewhere we can't get to.
THEE-I-DARE: WE WILL SPEAK AGAIN, BLACKWATER.
Blackwater: Thank you. Thank you for listening. -laughs-
THEE-I-DARE: I WILL FIND OUT WHAT I MAY.
Blackwater: Keep us posted!
THEE-I-DARE: SURVIVE.
